Most parents attempt to send their kids out into the world wearing cool clothes. They may not hit it out of the park every day, though. There are many phone-it-in fashion days where the kids are in sweats and mismatched tee’s, and they should really consider themselves lucky to be wearing clothes at all. The mom life is busy, and not always conducive to games of dress-up.
Celebrities, apparently, do not face these same obstacles. The offspring of the rich and famous are almost always miniature fashionistas, rocking designer dresses and dope jeans. I tried to find pictures of celebrity children who were not well-dressed for an article I was writing, and it was nearly impossible. Perhaps it’s the existence of nannies and stylists that ensure their constant impeccability. If that is the case, my children are out of luck.
The Kardashian clan - all of them - are prime examples of this. Kimye's kids, Kourtney and Scott's munchkins, Khloe's little peanut – those cats dress to impress at all times. But it would be remiss to leave out Stormi, Kylie Jenner's sweet baby. This girl is styling 24/7, and it would be a perfect world if there were adult-sized versions available of her entire closet.
20 SWEATS HAVE NEVER LOOKED SO CHIC
When I wear sweats, I look like I'm either coming down with the flu or it is laundry day. Stormi's sweats, though, are wicked cool. Maybe it's just her fly shoes that make them so delightful, but she tempts me to start online shopping for designer sweats.
And it's pretty sweet, the way she's repping her papa's world tour. Stormi is like the world's most adorable billboard for her dad's music, and we think his promotional team should consider offering that exact outfit in adult sizes.
I mean, do they already? Um. Asking for a friend.
19 THE WHITE SNUGGLY BUNNY SUIT
Not only is this zip-up outfit adorable, but how comfy does that thing look? Forget the Snuggie; this is like the couture dream version of the Snuggie that was knitted by angels, blessed by Valentino himself and hand-delivered by Heidi Klum.
I want to zip myself into that thing, crash on the couch and binge-watch seasons of Game of Thrones until the show finally starts up again. Even then, I might not be able to get myself off the sofa while encased in such luxurious comfort. They might have to send help - and snacks - because once I'm nestled inside of that sweatered bunny suit, it'll take a lot to get me out of it.
18 IT'S GUCCI, BABY
Look at that pouch. Look. At. It. I don't care that I'm a grown adult and not a small infant - I want in. I want to be swathed in decadent Gucci fabric, sound asleep with a pretty white bow on top of my head.
I don't know, I really think this might be jealousy I'm feeling. I mean, Stormi got a Gucci before she was even old enough to hold up her own head, yet there's still nothing Gucci in my closet and I have been rocking hardcore neck strength for years.
That seems really unfair.
17 SHE GETS LEATHER PANTS, TOO? COME ON - SO NOT FAIR!
Look at the way this girl casually pairs leather pants with Jordans. It's fashion-forward and super cool, right? This is a look that Stormi's mom - and all of her aunties, actually - would totally selfie in.
I want leather pants and lit Jordans that look exactly like this. No fair.
How many pairs of leather pants hang in her closet, anyway? One? Five? Ten? She is a baby, Kylie, and it is totally mean that you make her look so much cooler than us. We've got no way of matching YOU in the fashion category, but can't we at least match an infant?
16 FORGET ABOUT ANGEL WINGS, WE WANT THESE BUTTERFLY WINGS
Are there even words for this level of cuteness? Stormi makes actual butterflies seem just meh compared to her fluttering loveliness. They only wish they looked this beautiful.
And where can we get this outfit? We might actually be able to rekindle our childhood love of Halloween parties if we were able to wear this pink masterpiece out on the town. Just imagine this costume, full-sized, with black patent leather pumps; perfection, right? And check out the sleek, ultra-luxe bodysuit and collar ribbons; so pretty.
I think I might be a wee-bit envious of this baby.
15 PRETTY IN PINK
You can almost feel the softness of this cotton just by looking at it. The softness, the subtle pleating, the rolled edging of the sleeves; this is no simple t-shirt.
Pair this with a perfect pair of jeans and pumps, and this shirt could take you anywhere. Shopping, dinner, club, picnic; this shirt has no limits.
Now Stormi - she has limits. She is a baby, so she doesn't really have anywhere to go besides down for her nap and to the changing table.
The shirt has no limits, but infanthood does.
14 PARTY CLOTHES
Shimmery and purple? With ruffles and lace? Please sign us up. Like, immediately. And the matching Adidas - come on with that cuteness! This outfit is a slam dunk, as in, please slam dunk this into our closets.
And it's not just the clothes. Look at the hair, the earrings, the I'm-to-cool-to-care expression on her face; Stormi Webster owns this picture.
Only Stormi, in this shimmery purple dream outfit, could upstage Kylie on her 21st birthday. Not by a lot, of course, but the girl definitely already knows how to turn a head.
13 THIS BURBERRY DRESS!
The summery, haltered neckline alone made us sit up and take notice. What a cute sundress. But then you throw in the signature Burberry fabric and details like the tiny buttons up the back and we're yet again screaming I want that!
What girl wouldn't want to wear this dress in the summer, to a cookout or anywhere else? It's simple, but with a casual elegance.
Our only difficulty would be not wearing it all the time. Everywhere we went. School? Yes, please. Work? Okay - it could work. To the gym? Not ideal, but maybe we could make it work with leggings or something.
This dress of Stormi's definitely brings out the jealous in all of us.
12 SILKY JAMMIES? YES, PLEASE.
To no one's surprise, our girl's jammies are next-level. No cotton sleepers for this kid - nope. It is all silk, all the time. And we can't blame her after seeing this alternative. These silky pajamas look so comfortable that it seems like it would be next-to-impossible to stay awake while wearing them.
And that color - stunning. This is no simple, ordinary baby pink. I bet this is a color of pink that you can only own if your mama is a billionaire and you've got a regular TV gig. You have to know the password and secret handshake, and only then can you get into the color vault and get your hands on this exclusive hue.
11 A GOLD SUIT
A metallic gold suit - are you kidding me?
How is it that someone who is that tiny has a closet full of the dopest threads, whereas the rest of us non-famous, boring 9-to-fiver adults do not? I've never had anything remotely close to a gold suit, or even a gold jacket, for that matter, yet this baby gets to slide into this outfit like she's a literal rock star?
I don't mean to sound unkind, but I think I work harder than a baby. That's a safe bet, right? So wouldn't you say I deserve a gold suit more than Stormi Webster does?
I think I do.
10 THE EYELET DRESS
Talk about your sweet babies! I'm getting a cavity just looking at this shot of little Stormi. As if she isn't meltingly cute enough on her own, this white, ruffly eyelet dress just adds to the sugar rush.
I'm not saying an exact replica would look good in my closet, but a deconstructed version with a little more length and a few less ruffles could be straight-up fire.
It's one of the few photos of Stormi where she isn't wearing amazing shoes, but this dress is so perfect that she doesn't even need them. Nice look, baby girl; we are digging this one.
9 LOOK AT THOSE KICKS
Speaking of shoes, check these out. Straight-up baller shoes, but on her, with this shortie outfit, it is all about the juxtaposition.
Paring high tops and athletic shorts with the perfect bun and diamond studs makes a statement. It says that she is sweet-yet-sassy. It lets us know that not only is she going to be walking soon, like a tiny little princess, but she's going to be walking over you soon if you try and slow her down.
Move out of the way, because Queen Stormi is coming through. (In really amazing clothes.)
8 BACK IN BLACK
The lady in black; it's a classic look. Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe - many of the world's great beauties have been photographed like this. Because really, nothing makes a face pop like being surrounded by darkness, and our girl Stormi does not disappoint.
Those eyes, those lips, those diamond studs and that adorable hair; it's all boldly on display because of the black shirt (and background). She is a beautiful baby personified, and we wish we had just a fraction of her photogenic style.
She might get it from her mama, but it's tough to tell. Is Kylie Jenner photogenic?Hmmm...
7 THE DOPEST SWIMWEAR
Stormi isn't going to schlep to the baby pool in off-the-rack, discount swimsuits that every baby in the world is schlepping around in. Oh, no. She is going to waddle her baby self over in this designer suit with spaghetti straps and criss-crossed black accents. The sun-worshippers will gasp and step aside when Little Miss comes through wearing this suit.
And perfect Nikes, of course. Even at the pool, she will not be denied her opportunity to rock the coolest in footwear. Don't give her five dollar flip-flops, because that nonsense will not be happening on her watch.
6 COOL VIBES
We can't see much here, other than the fact that our little miss is sporting a pink t-shirt while hanging at the beach with her mama. And rocking yet another sweet bun with that perfect hair of hers.
Stormi Webster does casual with such ease, giving the illusion that she "just threw this on" even though her mother did it for her. At a glance, her style makes you think she isn't even trying, but we know better.
This baby fashion icon has her finger on the pulse of infantile style. Watch and learn.
Why wouldn't a daddy's girl like Stormi go all twinsies with him to the pumpkin patch when given the opportunity? It makes you wonder, though, who actually picked their outfit first. My guess is Stormi; she decided, and her dad followed suit. Camo pants, matching t-shirt, great shoes and perfect hair; spot-on style while being her papa's sweet reflection.
And just like her famous mommy, Stormi's aesthetic is not just one thing but every single thing. She can do camo and a tee in the morning, yet be turned out in a frilly dress and pearls in the evening.
There are no fashion boundaries for this baby, nor should there be.
This little Stella McCartney outfit is too much. Too much cuteness, too much comfort, too much prettiness; just way, way too much. It's as if Stella sat in her design studio with pencil in hand, wracking her brain for a design concept that would be so over-the-top in adorability that regular humans could barely handle it. (She hit her goal.)
Should I be jealous of a baby sleeper? No; of course not.
Am I? Yes! Because even though I might look "like a giant" in a knit sleeper, Stormi's is so incredibly perfect that I want to give it a shot.
3 THAT EASTER DRESS WITH THE BOW
Let's see - how to break down this Easter ensemble?
Color - perfect for her complexion. Style - sweetly adorned with ruffles and bows. Fabric - presumably soft and silky. Though we can't actually touch it, we know it is lush simply because it belongs to her.
This dress is everything an Easter dress should be and more. The only thing that would make it more perfect - if I were wearing it - would be pockets, and let's be real. Stormi Webster owns it, so this gem most-likely already has pockets.
Yep. Here's another one where Stormi is wearing gear from her dad's tour. And even though it's technically just a onesie - nothing fancy about that - how many other babies are hiccupping around town wearing one of today's hottest rapper's concert tee's?
We love the way she is always representing, and envy her ability to do so. Talk about your straight-up baby street cred, right? We wonder just how many Astroworld outfits actually hang in that magical closet of hers.
And we also wonder how she makes diamond studs look so dang good. #classy
1 THE CLASSIC WHITE TEE
Yes, it's just a baby in a white t-shirt. But the white tee is a classic look that can be paired with so many things.
But this is Stormi Webster we're talking about, so that automatically bumps up the quality and luxurious possibilities of this garment.
This onesie could house a special pouch in the front that holds her superpowers and/or her infant selfie stick. It could, realistically, hold the meaning of life inside of it, hand-stitched along the underarm seams with golden thread.
You never know with this kid.
Sources: People, In Touch Weekly, Teen Vogue, Accessonline, Evening Standard, Cosmopolitan.