19"This Place Is A Mess"
When my husband agreed that I would stay-at-home when my daughter was a baby I don't remember sitting down with him and signing a contract that said the home would remain spotless (because I didn't). Despite the fact that the vast majority of SAHMs never agree to this, many of
their partners say these very words the minute they walk through the door anyway.
Guys, the reason the house looks like a war zone when you walk in it is that IT HAS BEEN ONE since the minute you set foot outside the door 8+ hours ago. Moms should not be expected to spend more time cleaning than nurturing the kids (and keeping them alive), so don't be unreasonable.