19It's A Home, Not A Swamp
It’s a given that most toys will be obnoxious. Even the cutest song will get old once you’ve heard it a hundred times, but some toys take it to the next level of inconvenience. "Slime. My house is full of bottles of glue and contact lens solution and bags
of glitter and little pots of slime. Please, can a new trend come along already? Or can we bring fidget spinners back or something? This is so MESSY.” Let the trend be as stupid as flipping water bottles and as all-consuming as Pokémon, but please just let it not be too messy.