20The “I Broke My Child” Badge
Awarded after your first trip to the emergency room with your little one. You were panicking and didn’t know what to do, but you managed to pull yourself together enough to take some action. You bundled your little one into the car, parked, made your way into the ER, saw
the doctor, and were allowed home again with your child, despite the fact kiddo managed to jump off of the shed roof and break their arm while you were supposed to be parenting them.
Further trips to the ER will be marked with the addition of a star to this badge.